Fairy Dust (pizza hut breadstick seasoning)
04 TB dry Parmesan cheees
3 TB garlic powder
1 TB Onion salt
1 TB Oregano
4 TB dry Parmesan cheees
3 TB garlic powder
1 TB Onion salt
1 TB Oregano
330g Flour
1 tsp Baking soda
1/2 tsp Baking Powder
1/2 salt
2 sticks room temp butter
233g white sugar
2 TB brown sugar
1 egg
2 tsp vanilla extract
+1/4 reserved sugar for rolling yo balls
Directions: Preheat oven 350. Cream sugar and flour. Add Egg mix. Everything else. Scoop and roll balls in sugar. Cook for 7-8 minutes. You do NOT want golden edges. Take that shiz out!
5 Avocados
1 small onion
1 TB garlic in oil (preprocessed crap)
1 tsp Kosher salt
2 TB chopped fresh Ciliantro
Juice of one lime
Black Pepper to taste
Directions: Add to a mixer and leave as lumpy as you like your guac. You can also add tomatoes, but try to get pulp out so just the ‘meat’ of tomatoes are added. Probably two small ones. Don’t forget the chips.
Seasoning and Binders 20g Kosher Salt 15g Garlic Powder (yes it is a lot) 5g Cumin 3g Oregano 2g Ground Pepper 1g Corriander Small pinch of dried Rosemary 1/8 tsp Xanthum gum (could probably use unflavored gelatin as well). This is to keep moisture in. 2g Bread crumbs 5g Milk Powder 1 egg Meat 1 lb lamb ground 1 lb 80% or fattier ground beef 1 onion (peeled and split in half) *Preheat oven to 300 degrees *Combine Everything but the onion and mix in a bowl similar to making a meatloaf. Split into two (May need to split in 3 if you have a smaller food processor) *Open food processor and puree the first onion half. *Add half the meat mixture and 3 or 4 ice cubes and puree until very well mixed. (basically making a hotdog) *Return pureed meat to bowl and do the same thing with 2nd onion half and the remaining meat mixture. *Combine the two meat piles and add to a single loaf pan. I like to line mine with parchment paper to make it easier to pull the loaf out. *Cover with foil and Cook for about 70-90 minutes or until you get 140 degree internal temperature. When done, let cool and refrigerate or move to next step. *You basically have gyro meatloaf at this point. Heat up a frying pan, add some olive oil and slice off some gyro slices. I personally like mine cut thinner so they crisp up better. Recipe is evolving.
Ingredients
1 cup ketchup
¾ cup peach preserves
½ cup brown sugar
¼ cup apple cider vinegar
¼ cup whiskey
2 Tablespoons molasses (I have used Maple syrup with good results)
2 Tablespoons bbq rub seasoning
Makes 2 cups
Scale for your chicken count. Brine should be completely cooled before using. Follow the directions for your chicken recipe, but in general, a whole chicken can be brined for up to 8 hours, while bone-in pieces can be brined for up to 4 hours. I think this works best with half chicken (cut out backboat and split breast) store in big pasta pot in fridge over night and grill or bake.
Yield: One 9-inch pie
4 cups all-purpose flour (558g)
2 teaspoons baking
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter
1-1/2 cups brown sugar (250g)
4 eggs, beaten
4-2/3 cups mashed overripe bananas
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease a 9×5 inch loaf pan.
In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan.
Bake in preheated oven for 90 mins, until a toothpick inserted into center of the loaf comes out clean. Let bread cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack
Preheat OVEN TO 375
Set Mixer Bowl on the counter
Add 2 sticks of soft BUTTER. (microwave each for 10 seconds)
Add 200 grams of WHITE SUGAR
Add 220 grams of BROWN SUGAR
MIX IT KEATON!!!
Add two eggs
MIX IT KEATON!!!
Add 4g of Vanilla
Add 284 g of all purpose flour
Add 4 g of BAKING SODA
Add 3 g BAKING POWDER
Add 3 g salt
MIX IT KEATON!!!
Add 180 OATS (ask Daddy if you don’t know what these are)
Add 75 g of FLAKED COCONUT
Add 100 g HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS cereal
MIX IT FOR 7 SECONDS KEATON.
Get the scooper and put it on the cookie sheet. It is going to make several batches.
Bake each batch for 10 MINUTES
Directions
Combine all of the ingredients in a large bowl, leaving room for expansion; the mixture will bubble and grow.
Stir to combine; it’s OK if the mixture isn’t perfectly smooth.
Cover with plastic wrap, and let rest at room temperature for 1 hour; the mixture will begin to bubble. You can cook the waffles at this point, or refrigerate the batter overnight to cook waffles the next day.
Preheat your waffle iron. Spray with non-stick vegetable oil spray, and pour 2/3 to 3/4 cup batter (or the amount recommended by the manufacturer) onto the center of the iron. Close the lid and bake for the recommended amount of time, until the waffle is golden brown. It takes us 5 to 6 minutes, using our 7″ Belgian-style (deep-pocket) waffle iron.
Serve immediately, or keep warm in a 200°F oven. Serve with berries and whipped cream, if desired.
Yield: about 4 Belgian-style (deep-pocket) 7″ round waffles.